bamboozlement.

nutthing:

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

How was it?

It was OK

I wonder if they bonded 

(via urbancatfitters)

fasterfood:

IF australia is real, then WHY is it not mentioned in the american constitution?? answer that one “geographers”….

(via internetexplorers)

sharonosbourne:

yzma:

sharonosbourne:

urbanfuck:

sharonosbourne:

I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles

momofuku ando — the creator of ramen

I want to kiss Momofuku Ando

he’s been dead for six years

EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS

(via pizza)

mesopotamish:

there is only one picture on my computer i don’t remember saving

that’s it, that’s the picture

(via geothebio)

vriskater:

“everyone get into groups.”

(via sleephub)

tony-wiseau:

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark” 

Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.

(Source: guardian-of-the-arc, via geothebio)